2018 has been an epic year. It seems only fitting to round it off with some awards for outstanding contributions, and to rate some upcoming attractions. And so, here are my awards for services to incredulity:
The ‘Nothing has changed’ award for improbable continuity, goes, of course, to:
Theresa May – for somehow ending the year as she began it, as a PM with a wafer-thin majority, an unclear Brexit deal, and no single obvious successor (yet) ….. How does she do it?
The ‘In denial’ award for CEOs of a scandal-hit corporations goes to:
Mark Zuckerberg for his annual letter, revealing that Facebook is doing great, and he has ‘learned a lot’
The ‘Highly un-Commended’ award for sectors with sexism issues go, jointly, to:
Charities and retail, for keeping the headlines going throughout the year
The ‘I just can’t help myself’ award for sabotaging the most banal PR opportunity, goes to:
Donald Trump for asking a child if they still believed in Santa, during a season of goodwill phone call photo opportunity
Looking forward, to events in the future
The award for least-anticipated event goes to :
Theresa May’s proposed Festival of Brexit – extensively mocked, for example here and here
…. And finally, the Shrodinger’s cat award for uncertain state, goes to:
29th March, 2019 – when the UK may be in the EU or out of it, as a result of an event which may or may not occur….
Happy New Year everyone!