Who can take some storm clouds
Sprinkle them with dues
Cover them with cuts and a miracle or two
The Candy Chancellor can
The Candy Chancellor can
‘Cause he mixes in a sugar levy
And makes the world look good.
Who can take tax thresholds
Raise them with a smile
Cut tax and business rates
For your local shopping aisle
The Candy Chancellor can
The Candy Chancellor can
‘Cause he mixes in a sugar levy
And makes the world look good
Now talk about youth in crisis
You can even have lifetime ISAs
Oh who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Leave sorrow with the poor
and give the fat cats all the cream
The Candy Chancellor can
The Candy Chancellor can
‘Cause he mixes in a sugar levy
And makes the world look good
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