Archive | March, 2016

Candy Chancellor (with apologies to the Candy Man)

17 Mar

Who can take some storm clouds

Sprinkle them with dues

Cover them with cuts and a miracle or two

The Candy Chancellor can

The Candy Chancellor can

‘Cause he mixes in a sugar levy

And makes the world look good.

 

Who can take tax thresholds

Raise them with a smile

Cut tax and business rates

For your local shopping aisle

The Candy Chancellor can

The Candy Chancellor can

‘Cause he mixes in a sugar levy

And makes the world look good

 

Now talk about youth in crisis

You can even have lifetime ISAs

 

Oh who can take tomorrow

Dip it in a dream

Leave sorrow with the poor

and give the fat cats all the cream

The Candy Chancellor can

The Candy Chancellor can

‘Cause he mixes in a sugar levy

And makes the world look good

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